Est. 2026 ✺ Gear for pets with zero chillFall Drop 03 ✺ Out now
ZMIES
Seriously good gear for pets who run laps at 3am, eat socks and have never once chilled. Chew-tested, vet-approved, gremlin-certified.
grab stuff & throw it!
The Vibe Check
What’s their energy today?
Recommended loadout
Where to,
chaos agent?
Six departments, zero boring stuff. Give a tag a nudge, then go shopping.
Hall of Fame
voted by the pack ↓Built for the 3am
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Chew-tested by the Pack
Every product survives 14 days with our in-house destruction experts before it ships.
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Vet-approved materials
Non-toxic, BPA-free, lead-free. Safe for the face that licks everything.
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Machine washable
Yes, even the plushies. Mud, slobber, mystery goo: gone in one cycle.
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“My pet hated it” returns
30 days, no questions, no judgement. Some pets just have taste.
R&D Department
Meet the testing team
Highly trained professionals. Paid exclusively in treats. They break everything so your pet can’t.
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